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[Grotesque]

In response to “Reasons why it’s great to be a woman 100” I give you this “Reasons why it’s great to be a man” :P

* our last name stays the same

* The garage is all ours

* Wedding plans take care of themselves

* Chocolate is just another snack for us

* We can never get pregnant

* We can wear a white shirt to a water park

* Hell, we can wear NO shirt to a water park

* The world is our urinal

* We never have to drive to another public restroom because this one is just too icky

* We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt

* Same work more pay

* Wrinkles add character

* White hair adds character

* People never stare at our chest when we are talking to them

* New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet

* One mood all the time

* No pms “premenstrual syndrome”

* Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat

* We know stuff about tanks

* A two week vacation requires one suitcase

* We can open our own jars

* We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness

* If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend

* Three pairs of shoes are more than enough

* We almost never have strap problems in public

* We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes

* Everything in our face stays its original color

* The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades

* We only have to shave our face and neck

* We can play with toys all the time

* Our belly usually hides our big hips

* One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons

* We can wear shorts no matter how our legs look

* We can do our nails with a pocket knife

* We have freedom of choice concerning growing our mustache

* We can do Eid shopping for 25 relatives in 30 minutes

No offence lol “laughing out loud”