أصدقــاء للأبـد Friends 4 Ever

[شرف الكلمة]

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!


$$Dear Bo

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately.

I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon

Your$ $incerely

Norman $oh

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply


Dear NOrman

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean

Yours truly

Manager

[شرف الكلمة]

Cool meanings




Cigarette:



A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.



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Love affairs:


Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.



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Marriage:



It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master



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Divorce:



Future tense of marriage



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Lecture:



An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.



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Conference:



The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.



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Compromise:



The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.



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Tears:


The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.. .



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Dictionary:


A place where divorce comes before marriage.



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Conference Room:



A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.



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Ecstasy:


A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.



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Classic:


A book which people praise, but do not read.



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Smile:


A curve that can set a lot of things straight.



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Office:



A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.



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Yawn:



The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.



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Etc:



A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.



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Committee:



Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.



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Experience:


The name men give to their mistakes.



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Atom Bomb:



An invention to end all inventions.



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Philosopher:



A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.



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Diplomat:



A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.



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Opportunist:



A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.



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Optimist:


A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.



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Pessimist:



A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY



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Miser:



A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.



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Father:



A banker provided by nature.



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Criminal:



A guy no different from the rest... Except that he got caught.



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Boss:



Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.



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Politician:



One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.



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Doctor:



A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.




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[شرف الكلمة]

مقال أعجبني وحبيت أنقله هنا


100 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Woman

1. Working / Earning not mandatory.

2. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar.

3. We don't have to bother on mobile bills.

4. We get out of speeding tickets by crying.

5. We don't have to stand on the queue to get tickets.

6. We can sleep our way to the top of the class.

7. We don't have to worry about the purse when we shop with men.

8. We can marry rich and then not have to work.




9. We never have to pay when we go out on dates.

10. Men take us on all expense paid trips

11. We always get place to sit when using public transport.

12. Easy to get a ride.

13. Men hold the door open for us.

14. Jewels looks good on us.

15. We lie better.

16. We're better manipulators.

17. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves - you guys get the couch.

18. We always have food in the fridge.

19. We don't worry about losing our hair.

20. We always get to choose the movie.

21. We don't have to mow the lawn.

22. We don't have to take out the garbage.

23. We don't have to paint the house or walls.

24. If we need to our boyfriends just a missed call is enough.

25. We can easily show our disappointments or disapprovals.

26. We can con our way out of anything - not just dig ourselves deeper into a hole.

27. Men unlock our side of the car first - a real bonus when its cold.

28. Even strangers shows care if we are in trouble. Men have to manage themselves.

29. Men are like tiles, lay 'em right the first time you can walk all over em forever.

30. We can cry in public. Men cant.

31. We don't feel shy to cry.

32. We don have worry if we lose the fight.

33. Sweat is sexy on us.

34. We never run out of excuses.

35. You guys may get to think about sex 200 times a day, but we could be having it that often.

36. We can borrow clothes or accessories from our friends.

37. We get expensive jewelry as gifts that we NEVER have to give back.

38. We get candy, flowers and jewelry all the time because men screw up so often.

39. We can give "the look" that will make any man want to cower in the corner.

40. Women are cleaner.

41. We know how to make up stories.

42. We're better arguers.

43. We don't always have to think with our genitals.

44. We don't have to worry if we are plump. Men still like us.

45. We're better parents.

46. We never have to sit home alone on a weekend night.

47. There's never a shortage of ready, willing, and able men.

48. We're flexible.

49. When women get upset, we don't destroy property or hurt people - we just take it out on the world in general because we can.

50. Easy to make friendships.

51. Much easy to get a date.

52. Men have to be in uniform.

53. We can do makeup anywhere

54. If we do heavy purchase we don't have to carry those things. Men are there.

55. It generally takes us less to get drunk.

56. We have a higher tolerance to pain.

57. We often get to cut in line (Queue).

58. Most women actually look good in short shorts - men DON'T.

59. Better tips.

60. Women who don't wear underwear are considered sexy and wild, when men do it, it's rather disgusting

61. We have mastered civilized eating - we don't embarrass our friends or make loud bodily noises in public.

62. Women can go a day without showering or shaving and not look or smell disgusting - thank heaven for long pants and perfume!

63. We can connive men into doing our homework, writing our papers or carrying our books anytime we want.

64. We don't have excessive amounts of body hair.

65. We don't spend 45 minutes on the toilet.

66. We don't bother if our IQ level is less. Just a smile is enough.

67. We are always smart.

68. We can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return.

69. We don't have to lie to boast ourselves better.

70. Men walk on the side of the sidewalk closest to the road so that if a car hits us, he gets hurt not us.

71. Women sweat less.

72. Women smell better.

73. When women make their boyfriends mad, we don't have to waste money on flowers or cards

74. Men are more often serial killers, thieves, rapists and cheats.

75. We don get charged if we tease men in public.

76. We can be late to the office.

77. We don't get embarrassed when buying tampons.

78. We're better gossips.

79. We have better fashion sense.

80. We're better shoppers.

81. We don't have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man.

82. Our friends don't pick on us if we aren't sleeping with anyone.

83. Men don't know what our 'girl talk' is all about (and I'm not gonna tell you)

84. We're all sitting on a gold mine - we know it and use it to our extreme advantage.

85. We don't have to drive when on a date.

86. An ugly woman can use makeup and get a new hairdo to become presentable - ugly men are just ugly.

87. We can search for hours together in a shop not necessary to buy.

88. Don't have to maintain great physique.

89. Women look better naked

90. We know that rhythm doesn't only pertain to dancing.

91. When women are short, we're petite. When men are short, they're just short.

92. Women do less time for violent crimes.

93. Women don't have to worry about not being able to get it up.

94. There are many hands to lift us when we slip to ground. Poor men they have to get up on their own.

95. And we don't have to feel shy about falling down.

96. Women's conversations generally consist of more than just "uh huh, yep ok then bye"

97. Women don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood.

98. The remote control is not an extension of ourselves.

99. Women are sexier.

100. We can get laid ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANY WAY we want it.........!


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[Jasmine Al-Qahtani]

[COLOR="Pink"]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة شرف الكلمة Cool meanings Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.. . * Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage. * Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on. * * * Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. * Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. * Divorce: Future tense of marriage * Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. *

Really, they are so cool
thanks Sharaf

JS

[بوليمر®]

The Greatest Pain In Life

Nice Story

The greatest pain in life
is not to die, but to be ignored
أعظم الم في الحياة ليس أن تموت,
ولكن بأن يتجاهلك الآخرون

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To lose the person you love so
much to another who doesn't care at all
بأن تخسر صديقاً تحبه جداً لتكسب آخر لا يكترث لك أبدً

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The greatest pain in life, is not to die, but to be forgotten
أعظم الم في الحياة ليس بأن تموت, لكن بأن تُنسى
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When you show someone your innermost thoughts and he laughs in your
face
حينما تطلع أحدهم على أعمق افكارك ثم يضحك ساخراً في وجهك

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For friends to always be too busy to console you when you need
someone to lift your spirits
حينما يكون أصدقائك مشغولين جداً عن مواساتك عندما تحتاج لأحد كي يرفع من معنوياتك

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When it seems like the only person who cares about you, is you
حينما يبدو لك أن الشخص الوحيد الذي يهتم لأمرك هو أنت
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Life is full of pain, but does it ever get better? 1
الحياة مليئة بالألم , لكن هل يتحسن الوضع أبداً؟

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Will people ever care about each other, and make time for those who are in need? 1
هل سيبالي الناس بأمر بعضهم البعض
و يخصصون وقتاً لأولئك الذين يحتاجون اهتمامهم؟
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Each of us has a part to play
in this great play we call life
لكل واحد منا دور لابد أن يلعبه
في هذه المسرحية التي نسميها الحياة
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Each of us has a duty to mankind
to tell our friends we love them
على كل واحد منا واجب للإنسانية
وهو أن نخبر اصدقائنا بأننا نحبهم

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If you do not care about your friends
you will not be punished
إذا كنت لا تهتم لأمر أصدقائك, فلن يعاقبك احد
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You will simply be ignored... forgotten... as you have done to others
لكن سيتجاهلونك و ينسونك بكل بساطة
تماما كما فعلت بالآخرين



Best wishes

[Jasmine Al-Qahtani]

When you show someone your innermost thoughts and he laughs in your face حينما تطلع أحدهم على أعمق افكارك ثم يضحك ساخراً في وجهك

Because of that, I always prefer to keep my dreams and plans inside my mind

Thanks Polymer

JS

[Jasmine Al-Qahtani]

English to show you care


Life is full of special occasions where the perfect words can make a world of a difference. Some situations are delicate where we search for words that can provide comfort and condolence. Others are celebrations where we want to express our congratulations to someone special. We’ve compiled some useful expressions to use in life's special and serious situations.



Weddings



If two friends decide to tie the knot and get married, it is a joyous occasion indeed! Be sure to say "Congratulations!" to the bride and groom. Whether you’re at the wedding or writing a card, you can add, "I wish you the best of happiness in the years to come."


Birth of a child


If a new bundle of joy has come into this world, tell the proud parents, "Congratulations!" If you don't already know the sex of the baby, follow up by asking, "Is it a boy or a girl?" If you're shown a photo, be sure to say, "She's adorable!", "He's so cute!" or "She takes after her mother!"


Illness



If you're feeling sick, it's always nice to hear a sincere, "How are you feeling?" Phrases such as "Take care of yourself", "Get well soon!" or "I hope you feel better soon!" are also appropriate for minor illnesses. If the situation is more serious, you may want to say, "My thoughts and prayers are with you."


Bereavement



If someone you know has experienced the loss of a loved one, they are certain to be experiencing a lot of heartache. In this delicate situation, telling them, "I'm so sorry to hear about the loss of your loved one (father/mother/brother, etc.)" is appropriate. You can add, "If there is anything I can do for you, let me know."

From English Town

Js

[شذى الوادي]

sorry guys i see all your replies
they seem nice but i couldn't read them

because my glasses is broken


هههههههههههههههه

it's really i'm not kidding
so wait till i get new one i will comment
مزبووووووووووووووط

أن شاء الله

[Jasmine Al-Qahtani]

Shosho my dear

I was asking myself where are you

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get new one soooon

best,

[شرف الكلمة]

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته


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