أصدقــاء للأبـد Friends 4 Ever

[Grotesque]

In response to “Reasons why it’s great to be a woman 100” I give you this “Reasons why it’s great to be a man” :P

* our last name stays the same

* The garage is all ours

* Wedding plans take care of themselves

* Chocolate is just another snack for us

* We can never get pregnant

* We can wear a white shirt to a water park

* Hell, we can wear NO shirt to a water park

* The world is our urinal

* We never have to drive to another public restroom because this one is just too icky

* We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt

* Same work more pay

* Wrinkles add character

* White hair adds character

* People never stare at our chest when we are talking to them

* New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet

* One mood all the time

* No pms “premenstrual syndrome”

* Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat

* We know stuff about tanks

* A two week vacation requires one suitcase

* We can open our own jars

* We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness

* If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend

* Three pairs of shoes are more than enough

* We almost never have strap problems in public

* We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes

* Everything in our face stays its original color

* The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades

* We only have to shave our face and neck

* We can play with toys all the time

* Our belly usually hides our big hips

* One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons

* We can wear shorts no matter how our legs look

* We can do our nails with a pocket knife

* We have freedom of choice concerning growing our mustache

* We can do Eid shopping for 25 relatives in 30 minutes

No offence lol “laughing out loud”

[Grotesque]

This is something I wrote a long time ago and would like to share it with you guys, don’t be offended by what is written, but what you’re about to read is a fact on the life style that goes around here at times, this is an incomplete version because I had to delete some words and phrases that are explicit which our society does not accept and always make a big deal about it! “sigh




”

Basateen Mall

Like bees to honey

all the girls with money

Flock to a special location

which has our utmost fascination

Fear not! I am not in the process of procrastination

“where is this place?” I hear you say

Where I could go every day

Where I could see and not be seen, and possibly meet my future queen

“where is this place?” I hear you implore, I beg you please tell me more
!

The place which I speak, that everybody has seen

Is of course the lovely, women-rich Basateen

In this wondrous, fabulous mall

Where every man could dare to walk tall

There walk girls of such incredible grace

that in sight of them, one is moved to shout “God, what a face
”

They go to all the shops, their favorite being “Guess
”

where they want to buy clothes that cover less and less

They go to ”Replay” and take a seat

where they place sandals on their soft pretty feet

Then they go into “Calvin Klein
”

staying there from four till nine

Coming out of the store they prepare to depart

suddenly an abaya opens and we all fall apart

The sigh of her tank top, so low and so tight

Immediately it provokes a fight

All the boys dispute who will raggim this girl

Who is nothing less than a diamond a pearl

In the end it is decided, that the time to do anything has expired

With a sweep of her hair and a purposeful stride

She is gone, our girl our bride

You see the Basateen is a place of sexual attraction

As opposed to amorous action

The rule is you may look but not act

This regrettably is an incontrovertible fact.

[Grotesque]

TIPS AND INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE

* Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully

*Memorize you favorite poem

* Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have, or loaf all you want

* When you say “I love you” mean it

* When you say “I’m sorry” look the person in the eye

*Be engaged at least six months before you get married

* Believe in love at first sight

* Never laugh at anyone’s dreams. People who don’t have dreams don’t have much

* Love deeply and passionately.

* Don’t judge people by their relatives, or by the life they were born into

* Teach yourself to speak slowly but think quickly

* When someone asks you a question toy don’t want to answer, smile and ask “why do you want to know??

* Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk

* Call your mother

* Say “bless you” when you hear someone sneeze

* When you lose, don’t lose the lesson and learn from your mistakes

* Follow the three R’s rule: Respect for self, Respect for others and responsibility for all your actions

* Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship

* When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it before it’s too late

* Smile when picking up the phone, the caller will hear it in your voice

* Spend more time alone

* Open your arms to change, but don’t let go of your values

* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer

* Read more books, television is no substitute

* Live a good, honorable life, then when you get older and think back, you’ll be able to enjoy it a second time

* Trust in God, but lock your car

* A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life. Do all you can to create a tranquil, harmonious home

* In disagreement with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. Don’t bring up the past

* Don’t just listen to what someone is saying. Listen why they are saying it

* Share your knowledge. It’s a way to achieve immortality

* Be gentle with the earth

* Pray, there is immeasurable power in it

* Mine your own business

* Once a year go someplace you’ve never been before

* If you make a lot of money, put it to use helping others while you are living. It is wealth’s greatest satisfaction

* Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly

* Remember that the best relationship is one in which you love for each other exceeds you need for each other

* Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it

* Always be close to God

[شرف الكلمة]

Humor & Jokes


WOMAN has MAN in it .



SHE has HE in it.



Mrs. Has Mr. In it.



LADY has LAD in it.



MISTERESS has MISTER in it.



MADAM has ADAM in it.



HOSTESS has HOST in it.



FEMALE has MALE in it



......and so on the list is never ending



SO NO need to be proud ....Girls



YOU are always incomplete without Boys....

[غـــرور]

hello girls and boys
I’m back
how do you do in this vacation
and are you ready to the holy month Ramadhan

your sis. GhroOor

[Me to you]

موقع رائع قصائد أتمنى يعجبكم
http://www.myhomeplanet.nl/Poemsofpainandsorrow1.html

[شذى الوادي]

First of all thanks
js

for that effort and the amazing topic English to show you care
Second thanks
sharaf

for cool meanings ,they are really cool
And for the topic of great to be women, although I disagree with some sentences but never mind
The most important thing that you participated in this subject
By the way thanks because you accepted my recommendation
Third thanks
polymer

for the subject of The Greatest Pain In Life
I liked it very much
Forth thanks
grotesque

for the subject of TIPS AND INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE
I liked it much especially the one which says( always be close to Allah)a
Fifth welcome ghoror

Sixth thanks
Me to You

for your participations ,it is fabulous

I hope that I didn’t forget anyone who did his/her best to make others happy or to give them more benefits

Best regards

[Grotesque]

Hey guys, I’m a big fan of comics specially “Marvel Comics” as I was surfing, I came through some comic pictures so I thought of sharing them with you and bring a smile to your face.

[Grotesque]

I found it quite awkward that I participated without any introduction to the whole idea of this magazine so I apologize for my rude act, but you can judge how I feel about it by the way I’m into it in a way. This magazine is a good idea and can be beneficial in many ways for all of us I want to thank shatha for the reply on one of my topics and that reply actually got me thinking of writing this. It’s good to know that effort does pay off in the end, Thank you again and God bless.

[شذى الوادي]

Grotesque
Thanks for all your topics and welcome as you new member
You have good language (mashaa Allah tabark Allah )so I hope that all friends can benefit from you
But what do you mean by introduction , actually we all participated in this subject without any introduction so don’t worry and consider yourself as a brother for all


Best wishes