أصدقــاء للأبـد Friends 4 Ever

[Grotesque]

In response to “Reasons why it’s great to be a woman 100” I give you this “Reasons why it’s great to be a man” :P

* our last name stays the same

* The garage is all ours

* Wedding plans take care of themselves

* Chocolate is just another snack for us

* We can never get pregnant

* We can wear a white shirt to a water park

* Hell, we can wear NO shirt to a water park

* The world is our urinal

* We never have to drive to another public restroom because this one is just too icky

* We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt

* Same work more pay

* Wrinkles add character

* White hair adds character

* People never stare at our chest when we are talking to them

* New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet

* One mood all the time

* No pms “premenstrual syndrome”

* Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat

* We know stuff about tanks

* A two week vacation requires one suitcase

* We can open our own jars

* We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness

* If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend

* Three pairs of shoes are more than enough

* We almost never have strap problems in public

* We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes

* Everything in our face stays its original color

* The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades

* We only have to shave our face and neck

* We can play with toys all the time

* Our belly usually hides our big hips

* One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons

* We can wear shorts no matter how our legs look

* We can do our nails with a pocket knife

* We have freedom of choice concerning growing our mustache

* We can do Eid shopping for 25 relatives in 30 minutes

No offence lol “laughing out loud”

[Grotesque]

This is something I wrote a long time ago and would like to share it with you guys, don’t be offended by what is written, but what you’re about to read is a fact on the life style that goes around here at times, this is an incomplete version because I had to delete some words and phrases that are explicit which our society does not accept and always make a big deal about it! “sigh




”

Basateen Mall

Like bees to honey

all the girls with money

Flock to a special location

which has our utmost fascination

Fear not! I am not in the process of procrastination

“where is this place?” I hear you say

Where I could go every day

Where I could see and not be seen, and possibly meet my future queen

“where is this place?” I hear you implore, I beg you please tell me more
!

The place which I speak, that everybody has seen

Is of course the lovely, women-rich Basateen

In this wondrous, fabulous mall

Where every man could dare to walk tall

There walk girls of such incredible grace

that in sight of them, one is moved to shout “God, what a face
”

They go to all the shops, their favorite being “Guess
”

where they want to buy clothes that cover less and less

They go to ”Replay” and take a seat

where they place sandals on their soft pretty feet

Then they go into “Calvin Klein
”

staying there from four till nine

Coming out of the store they prepare to depart

suddenly an abaya opens and we all fall apart

The sigh of her tank top, so low and so tight

Immediately it provokes a fight

All the boys dispute who will raggim this girl

Who is nothing less than a diamond a pearl

In the end it is decided, that the time to do anything has expired

With a sweep of her hair and a purposeful stride

She is gone, our girl our bride

You see the Basateen is a place of sexual attraction

As opposed to amorous action

The rule is you may look but not act

This regrettably is an incontrovertible fact.

[شرف الكلمة]

Humor & Jokes


WOMAN has MAN in it .



SHE has HE in it.



Mrs. Has Mr. In it.



LADY has LAD in it.



MISTERESS has MISTER in it.



MADAM has ADAM in it.



HOSTESS has HOST in it.



FEMALE has MALE in it



......and so on the list is never ending



SO NO need to be proud ....Girls



YOU are always incomplete without Boys....

[Jasmine Al-Qahtani]

When you show someone your innermost thoughts and he laughs in your face حينما تطلع أحدهم على أعمق افكارك ثم يضحك ساخراً في وجهك

Because of that, I always prefer to keep my dreams and plans inside my mind

Thanks Polymer

JS

[Jasmine Al-Qahtani]

English to show you care


Life is full of special occasions where the perfect words can make a world of a difference. Some situations are delicate where we search for words that can provide comfort and condolence. Others are celebrations where we want to express our congratulations to someone special. We’ve compiled some useful expressions to use in life's special and serious situations.



Weddings



If two friends decide to tie the knot and get married, it is a joyous occasion indeed! Be sure to say "Congratulations!" to the bride and groom. Whether you’re at the wedding or writing a card, you can add, "I wish you the best of happiness in the years to come."


Birth of a child


If a new bundle of joy has come into this world, tell the proud parents, "Congratulations!" If you don't already know the sex of the baby, follow up by asking, "Is it a boy or a girl?" If you're shown a photo, be sure to say, "She's adorable!", "He's so cute!" or "She takes after her mother!"


Illness



If you're feeling sick, it's always nice to hear a sincere, "How are you feeling?" Phrases such as "Take care of yourself", "Get well soon!" or "I hope you feel better soon!" are also appropriate for minor illnesses. If the situation is more serious, you may want to say, "My thoughts and prayers are with you."


Bereavement



If someone you know has experienced the loss of a loved one, they are certain to be experiencing a lot of heartache. In this delicate situation, telling them, "I'm so sorry to hear about the loss of your loved one (father/mother/brother, etc.)" is appropriate. You can add, "If there is anything I can do for you, let me know."

From English Town

Js

[شذى الوادي]

sorry guys i see all your replies
they seem nice but i couldn't read them

because my glasses is broken


هههههههههههههههه

it's really i'm not kidding
so wait till i get new one i will comment
مزبووووووووووووووط

أن شاء الله

[Jasmine Al-Qahtani]

Shosho my dear

I was asking myself where are you

hhhhh

get new one soooon

best,

[غـــرور]

hello girls and boys
I’m back
how do you do in this vacation
and are you ready to the holy month Ramadhan

your sis. GhroOor

[Me to you]

موقع رائع قصائد أتمنى يعجبكم
http://www.myhomeplanet.nl/Poemsofpainandsorrow1.html

[شذى الوادي]

First of all thanks
js

for that effort and the amazing topic English to show you care
Second thanks
sharaf

for cool meanings ,they are really cool
And for the topic of great to be women, although I disagree with some sentences but never mind
The most important thing that you participated in this subject
By the way thanks because you accepted my recommendation
Third thanks
polymer

for the subject of The Greatest Pain In Life
I liked it very much
Forth thanks
grotesque

for the subject of TIPS AND INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE
I liked it much especially the one which says( always be close to Allah)a
Fifth welcome ghoror

Sixth thanks
Me to You

for your participations ,it is fabulous

I hope that I didn’t forget anyone who did his/her best to make others happy or to give them more benefits

Best regards