Don't Copy if You can't Paste

[nowpresslong]

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said: “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!”. The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: “And that woman was my mother!”a
Laughter and applause. a
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. a

He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, “The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!” a

The wife went; “ah!” with shock and rage. a

Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out”…and I can’t remember who she was!” a
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water. a

Moral of the story: Don’t copy if you can’t paste! a

[saadoony]

YeaH man nice story keep it that way Don't Copy if You can't Paste

[nour al3mr]

he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water

you have a very smart technique to receive different moral massages through simple and funny stories

to tell the truth he deserves it
I portrayed his wife as the Egyptian actresses Raya & Sekina
Thanks a lot brother
God reward you

[nowpresslong]

C'mon, Nour have mercy on that poor guy :D he was trying to crack a joke! but it turned into a tragical women act :D lol

[wanted angel]

Oh, i feel sorry for him..that's the natural reaction that you can expect from a jealos wife..hahaha
great tip ..really
keep it up ^_^

[nour al3mr]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة nowpresslong C'mon, Nour have mercy on that poor guy :D he was trying to crack a joke! but it turned into a tragical women act :D lol

I think I have an evil soul and thought so maybe because that I didn't feel sorry toward him
No pity at all

[MS.Fabulous]

hhhhhhhhhhh
nice story poor man and i agree don't copy if you can't paste
thanks

[English boy]

he must have been punched for this and was banged by a heavy equipment from the kitchen .. that's usually happens in the reaction of jealousy ..

[نايف 26]

الترجمة بالعربي:
محاضر يحاول الترفيه عن جمهوره ..
قال : " إن أفضل سنوات حياتي كانت في حضن امرأة لم تكن زوجتي! "
انصدم الحضور ودهشوا من كلام المحاضر .. !
رجع المحاضر كمل كلامه : " المرأة كانت أمي! " ..
ضحك الجميع وصفقوا له ..
بعد أسبوع .. أحد كبار المدراء الذي تدرب على يد هذا المحاضر حاول يقلد هذه المزحة ..
فقال بصوت عالٍ لزوجته التي تحضر العشاء : " أفضل سنوات حياتي كانت في حضن امرأة لم تكن زوجتي! "
الزوجة : " ماذا تقول يا ابن الكلب؟! " من الصدمة والغضب ..



سكت المسكين لمدة 20 ثانية يحاول يكمل النصف الثاني من النكتة ..
لكنه غاب عن الوعي ..

وما رجع له الوعي إلا وهو على سرير المستشفى من كثرة حروق الماء المغلي .. !!

الحكمة المستفادة
don’t copy if you can’t paste
لا تنسخ إذا كنت لا تستطيع أن تلصق.

[nowpresslong]

That was pretty good Nayif ;) I liked the way you translated this story, you know something, I am too bad in translation lol, I really don't like it!!! at all !! anyways thanks again buddy :)