True & Funny Life Quotes

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It's been days since I have posted something in English here, however; I was lurking on the forum but don't tell lol

Today, I just brought you some of the greatest quotes
about life! you're gonna like it,,,, i bet

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock

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To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy

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The road to success??? Is always under construction

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In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it

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All the desirable things in life are either illegal,expensive or fattening or married to someone else

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Since Light travels faster than Sound,people appear brighter before you hear them speak

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Everyone has a scheme of getting rich,Which never works

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If at first you don’t succeed? Destroy all evidence that you ever tried

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You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side

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Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner

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As soon as you mention something, If it is good, it is taken… If it is bad, it happens

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He who has the gold, makes the rules —- Murphy’s golden rule

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If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late, the bus is already gone

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Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate

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When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions

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If you have paper, you don’t have a pen. If you have a pen, you don’t have paper. If you have both, no one calls

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Especially for Engg. students - If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance

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You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming

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The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom

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After a long wait for bus no. 20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other

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If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight

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